The Republic of Hurricane 79 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working population of 833 million Hurricane 79ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Hurricane 79ian economy, worth 39.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 47,095 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hurricane 79's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hurricane 79 is ranked 179,037^th in the world and 5,846^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -70 on the Scary Big Number Scale.