The Kingdom of Hebitaka is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Grucina Masato with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.711 billion Hebitakis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konoha. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hebitakish economy, worth 501 trillion Nints a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,818 Nints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hebitaka's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hebitaka is ranked 14,244^th in the world and 889^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,275.88 pounds of wildlife per square mile.