The Free Land of Heaven NO is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 10.522 billion Heaven NOians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The powerhouse Heaven NOian economy, worth 881 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,756 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 498,512 per year while the poor average 6,444, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heaven NO's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Heaven NO is ranked 278,523^rd in the world and 11^th in Green Hell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 6,444.91 Standard Monetary Units.