NATION

PASSWORD

Moderation is Key
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,431stMost Pacifist: 5,633rdBest Weather: 5,639th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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HaMinluk

Population7.044 billion

CapitalHaMoon

CurrencyDragon Scale
AnimalDragon

The Rogue Nation of HaMinluk is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.044 billion HaiLuks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HaMoon. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HaMinlukian economy, worth 525 trillion Dragon Scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,638 Dragon Scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HaMinluk's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

HaMinluk is ranked 26,005th in the world and 3rd in Bisexual for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.25 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,431stMost Pacifist: 5,633rdBest Weather: 5,639thSafest: 5,840thMost Secular: 5,985thHealthiest Citizens: 6,866thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,035thNicest Citizens: 7,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,265thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,009thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,500thMost Income Equality: 17,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,188thSmartest Citizens: 19,456thMost Cultured: 20,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,381stLowest Crime Rates: 26,005th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, large areas of HaMinluk are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, garden flower shows rarely smell of roses.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, the new one Dragon Scale coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in HaMinluk, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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