The Democratic Republic of Greater Kurdistane is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Haji Dolamari with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.891 billion Kurds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amed Capital District. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Greater Kurdistanean economy, worth 338 trillion Wirdes a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,033 Wirdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and Greater Kurdistane's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kurdistane's national animal is the Kurdish Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Greater Kurdistane is ranked 255,858^th in the world and 86^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.