The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.495 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,849 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,287 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Queen Juliana's bedroom, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 851^st in the world and 37^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,465.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.