Population | 695 million |
Capital | Garden City |
Currency | Meal Deal |
Animal | Clubcard |
The Federal Republic of Tesco Aisle 17 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 695 million Tesconians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garden City. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Tesconian economy, worth 72.8 trillion Meal Deals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,744 Meal Deals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and church and state are inseparable in their influence on education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesco Aisle 17's national animal is the Clubcard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tesco Aisle 17 is ranked 62,819th in the world and 1,804th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,499.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Tesco Aisle 17's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 104 » Hyphen, Shibutani, Aerilia, Neptunian Military Administration, New Atlantico, Chipoli, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alogiada, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Great Bights Mum, Castle In Confidence, Corfad, Nouvel Empire, Catalis, Arucaria, Aguaria Major, Laurendon, Bardopia, Jenha, Galbadiana, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Loutsland, Bedsonya, Laforeia, Fran Advar, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ethnon, Esperonia, Votak Matim, Pinky Queen, Deliber, CyberEgypt, Notyoutopia, South Parter, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Rex Republic, Armonker, New Cordyceps, Zandos, Mystiquelle, Kandorith, Republiqueducroissant, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Zelenaya Dolina, IHateRights, Bagojo, and 54 others.Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Darkanistan, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Germanic Cat, Wellate, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Kwaj, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Dreadton, North Bratislava, PwRepublic, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Koda-Land, Marlducro, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Joevala, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, Altivia, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, Stal Valley, and Wolffoxia.