The Kingdom of New Zibolroakia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.176 billion Zibolroakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astvotska. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zibolroakian economy, worth 213 trillion office dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,079 office dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,985 per year while the poor average 21,903, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zibolroakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nvarianity.

New Zibolroakia is ranked 38,088^th in the world and 1,229^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,408.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.