The Kingdom of New Zibolroakia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Jimintai Mordetai with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 898 million Zibolroakians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astvotska. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Zibolroakian economy, worth 49.1 trillion office dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 54,648 office dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Zibolroakian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, builders across New Zibolroakia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zibolroakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Zibolroakia is ranked 129,555^th in the world and 3,662^nd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 29.68 quips per hour.