The Kingdom of New Zibolroakia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nvarubuta Lingasa with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.067 billion Zibolroakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astvotska. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zibolroakian economy, worth 282 trillion office dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,141 office dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, the best defense is a good fence, and an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zibolroakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nvarianity.

New Zibolroakia is ranked 182,015^th in the world and 4,136^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 834.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.