The Democratic People's Republic of Glocte is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Dace Is Tolce with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 20.708 billion Glocteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naṡic. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gloctean economy, worth a remarkable 3,355 trillion ocus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 162,033 ocus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", all you have to do is pray to get into Glocte, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glocte's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glocte is ranked 5,174^th in the world and 262^nd in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,291.22 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.