The Republic of Free Fuzzlend is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12 million Free Fuzzlendians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The Free Fuzzlendian economy, worth 536 billion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,693 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Fuzzlend's national animal is the fox.

Free Fuzzlend is ranked 49,080^th in the world and 2,640^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,732.58 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.