The Ruinenlustian Dictatorship of Forest Events is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by OMNIBENEVOLENT RESPLENDENT RUINENLUST with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.102 billion Ruinenlustian Dictatorship acolytes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HEAVENLY HALCYONIC HAVEN OF RUINENLUST. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong I just realized economy, worth 194 trillion AMARANTHINE AURIFEROUS RUINENLUST DOLLARS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,506 AMARANTHINE AURIFEROUS RUINENLUST DOLLARS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,587 per year while the poor average 2,836, a ratio of 109 to 1.

OMNIBENEVOLENT RESPLENDENT RUINENLUST has just been declared ruler of Forest Events in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Forest Events's national animal is the SCINTILLATING RUINENLUSTIAN CREATURE, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is EUDAIMONISTIC RUINENLUSTISM OF SALVATION.

Forest Events is ranked 316,595^th in the world and 260^th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 109.11 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.