The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.551 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,430 Golds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,568,498 per year while the poor average 18,698, a ratio of 83.9 to 1.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Tassirionian mussels the biggest in The East Pacific, and the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 3,520^th in the world and 68^th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,664.42 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.