The Free Republic of Amabilis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maybelle with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.962 billion Maybellites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maybellegrad. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amabilisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion lebiams a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,025 lebiams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones, vehicular homicide by Amabilisian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is a major problem. Amabilis's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nashrelig.

Amabilis is ranked 12,197^th in the world and 209^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 59.01 flags saluted per person per day.