The Most Serene Republic of Featured Forest is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Green Man with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.666 billion Featured Foresters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sequoia. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Featured Forestian economy, worth 370 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,093 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the Featured Forestian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured Forest's national animal is the Common raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naturism.

Featured Forest is ranked 180,292^nd in the world and 7^th in Daardus for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,265.89 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.