The Most Serene Republic of Featured Forest is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Green Man with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.27 billion Featured Foresters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sequoia. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Featured Forestian economy, worth 463 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,429 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured Forest's national animal is the Common raccoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Naturism.

Featured Forest is ranked 18,684^th in the world and 2^nd in The Beech Beach House for Most Secular, with 55.57 Atheism Rate.