The Colony of FAF33 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 5.565 billion FAF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient FAF33ian economy, worth 228 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,003 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. FAF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

FAF33 is ranked 124,497^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist Armed Forces for Smartest Citizens, with 33.1 quips per hour.