Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,130th
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Evil Wolf

Population37.754 billion


Currencyblack tooth
Animaldark wolf

The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.754 billion Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Wolfist economy, worth a remarkable 3,275 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,769 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 252,828th in the world and 303rd in Lone Wolves United for Most Avoided, scoring 0.92 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Populations: 1,220thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,554thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,130thHighest Economic Output: 5,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,006thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,105thMost Influential: 7,627thSafest: 8,488thMost Armed: 8,544thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,060thMost Secular: 9,845thLargest Governments: 10,727thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,041stLowest Crime Rates: 11,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,363rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,131stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,371stLongest Average Lifespans: 26,692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 26,699th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the region

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