The New Cruor Federation of EmperorsName is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.455 billion EmperorsNameans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maynard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The frighteningly efficient EmperorsNamean economy, worth a remarkable 2,760 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,757 Halicarnassuses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,594 per year while the poor average 11,460, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. EmperorsName's national animal is the White Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cruor.

EmperorsName is ranked 123,579^th in the world and 395^th in Ordo Imperialia for Safest, scoring 72.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.