The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elle Macpherson with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.254 billion Elle Macphersonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beach House. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elle Macphersonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,732 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,858 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The same 19254 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Elle Macpherson's every word on Twitcher, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Elle Macpherson's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Elle Macpherson is ranked 263,236^th in the world and 4,596^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -202.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.