The Private Beach of Elle Macpherson is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elle Macpherson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.822 billion Elle Macphersonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beach House. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elle Macphersonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,036 trillion dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,858 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The same 20822 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Elle Macpherson's every word on Twitcher, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Elle Macpherson's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Paganism.

Elle Macpherson is ranked 795^th in the world and 13^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 27,150.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.