The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.63 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,696 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 77,336^th in the world and 1,524^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,930.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.