The Duck with a monocle of CzechoSaxony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.564 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 220 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,677 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 846,344 per year while the poor average 10,545, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

A commonwealth of equal nations recognises that CzechoSaxony is a bit more equal than the others, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 3,789^th in the world and 78^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,659.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.