The Republic of Eldian is a very large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 206 million Eldianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Eldianian economy, worth 6.10 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,630 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed, highly paid government contractors are found coughing up furballs in alleyways, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime is totally unknown. Eldian's national animal is the Titan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eldian is ranked 193,541^st in the world and 10,312^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 115.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.