The Not Sus Shadow of Eastern Alksearia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Dorothea with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 8.764 billion Alkari are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urgia-Nova. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkari economy, worth 814 trillion Alkserain coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,898 Alkserain coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and a degree in Queen Dorothea Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alksearia's national animal is the Le Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Xathos.

Eastern Alksearia is ranked 10,466^th in the world and 233^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.21 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.