The State of Dutch Bottom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.792 billion Dutch Bottomians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The powerhouse Dutch Bottomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 33,320 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and Dutch Bottom has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem. Dutch Bottom's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dutch Bottom is ranked 224,100^th in the world and 1^st in Ellis Island for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.91 on the Bus Surprisal Index.