The Grand Kingdom of Anakreia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Edgar Krashvela with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.763 billion Anakreians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anakra. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Anakreian economy, worth 521 trillion Anakritas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,671 Anakritas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Anakrita charge on their phone bill, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anakreia's national animal is the 4 Winged Kia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Goofy Goober-ism.

Anakreia is ranked 196,565^th in the world and 281^st in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 47.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.