The Oppressed Peoples of The One True Ethiopia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 386 million One True Ethiopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The One True Ethiopian economy, worth 25.8 trillion Birrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,894 Birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and The One True Ethiopia has designated The One True Ethiopia City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The One True Ethiopia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The One True Ethiopia is ranked 23,533^rd in the world and 570^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 937.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.