The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General William Eisenhower Holt with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 30.535 billion Dolgavakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall River Military Base. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dolgavakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,125 trillion Heroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,602 Heroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Dolgavakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolgavakia's national animal is the Sergeant Stubby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolgavakia is ranked 170,018^th in the world and 24^th in Right to Life for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 66.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.