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Decidedly Deceitful~
Most Primitive: 879thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,217thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,285th
The Devilish Delinquent of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Taskmaster
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Devious

Population11.011 billion

Leadersanta claus

Currencycash
Animalbat

The Devilish Delinquent of Devious is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by santa claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, feral children, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.011 billion Deviousians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Deviousian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,002 cashes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 912,291 per year while the poor average 2,364, a ratio of 385 to 1.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Devious's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Devious is ranked 84,875th in the world and 8th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Highest Drug Use, scoring 207 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 879thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,217thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,285thHighest Crime Rates: 1,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,994thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,627thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,755thMost Avoided: 3,110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,140thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,585thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,692ndFattest Citizens: 3,939thMost Secular: 6,748thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,256thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,251stLargest Retail Industry: 13,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,181stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 22,167thMost Armed: 28,298thHighest Economic Output: 33,119th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

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