The Radiant Dáxlamic Abbacy of Daxlamalan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 13.344 billion Daxlamalanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dáxlamalán. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Daxlamalanian economy, worth 362 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 27,169 Dáxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military struggles with recruitment, Lýderis Bradford John has more friends than ever before, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daxlamalan's national animal is the Bay Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

Daxlamalan is ranked 117,698^th in the world and 136^th in Declansburg for Safest, scoring 76.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.