Population | 17.095 billion |
Capital | Norakocha |
Leader | Colonel Augusto Ramirez |
Faith | Cult of DEAREST LEADER |
Currency | narla |
Animal | Manorina |
The People's Communist Republic of Dandeleria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Augusto Ramirez with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.095 billion Dandelerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norakocha. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Dandelerian economy, worth 874 trillion narlas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,152 narlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, genetic research has been halted, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and Dandeleria's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Dandeleria's national animal is the Manorina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of DEAREST LEADER.
Dandeleria is ranked 170th in the world and 4th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 257.25 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, Dandeleria's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, genetic research has been halted.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, lavish state dinners in Norakocha are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Dandeleria after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Dandeleria, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.