The Flowering Field of Daffodilius is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Carolus Florus with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.557 billion Daffodilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daffodilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Daffodilian economy, worth 284 trillion flowers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,161 flowers, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Daffodilopolis, every manufactory has a pharmacy built in, and Carolus Florus will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daffodilius's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Daffodilius is ranked 234,088^th in the world and 13,192^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 40.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.