The Kingdom of Cunnickia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Victor VIII with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 8.632 billion Cunnickians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlemagnia City. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cunnickian economy, worth 814 trillion Cunnickian Ffrancs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,377 Cunnickian Ffrancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunnickia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cunnickian Christianity.

Cunnickia is ranked 16,351^st in the world and 39^th in The Union of Democratic States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.87 law-abiding acts per hour.