The Empire of Cry Nerow is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Nerow with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.915 billion Nerowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nerowtopia. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cry Nerowian economy, worth 474 trillion Nerowian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,932 Nerowian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule', the central government is trying to keep things flowing, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cry Nerow's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Cry Nerow is ranked 243,866^th in the world and 8,711^th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 7.68 Obesity Rate.