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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,363rd
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Squire
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Frightening
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Crazy Firemen

Population26.164 billion

CapitalSeagrave
LeaderFirefighter Clemente
FaithChurch of the Rising Phoenix

CurrencyBrotherhood
AnimalPhoenix

The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.164 billion Crazy Firemenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,974 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,889 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.

Crazy Firemen is ranked 126,932nd in the world and 3,166th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,725thLargest Black Market: 2,027thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,753rdHighest Economic Output: 3,771stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,833rdMost Stationary: 4,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,102ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,495thLargest Populations: 4,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,947thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,963rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,363rdMost Influential: 5,379thLargest Governments: 5,992ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,735thMost Efficient Economies: 6,836thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,902ndRudest Citizens: 7,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,114thMost Developed: 7,930thBest Weather: 7,931stMost Cultured: 8,661stSafest: 8,916thMost Devout: 10,168thSmartest Citizens: 11,903rdHighest Food Quality: 12,646thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13,532ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,047thHighest Average Incomes: 14,812thMost Patriotic: 20,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,482nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 185th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionMost Devout: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 192nd in the regionBest Weather: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 201st in the regionSafest: 207th in the regionMost Cultured: 221st in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 298th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 361st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionMost Patriotic: 528th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 586th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 680th in the region

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