|Faith||Church of the Rising Phoenix|
The Empire of Crazy Firemen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Firefighter Clemente with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.164 billion Crazy Firemenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seagrave. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Crazy Firemenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,974 trillion Brotherhoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,889 Brotherhoods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazy Firemen's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of the Rising Phoenix.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Queendom of Golden Motherland.
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bran Astor".
- : Crazy Firemen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "WA Counterterrorism Act"".
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Anti-Government Anarchy of United Anarchists of Earth.
- : Crazy Firemen endorsed The Kingdom of Arinteriswith.
- : Crazy Firemen was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arinteriswith.
- : Following new legislation in Crazy Firemen, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
- : Crazy Firemen was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
Endorsements Received: 36 » Farrakhan, Beezertopia, The Horror Channel, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Emeseses, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Arkhane, Zerentopia, Razorback, Magrinia, Delight, Fragmented Spero, Nation of Urie, Old Blackwood, Masters86, Kaiserreich Subreddit, TorNaGul, Fauzjhia, Rubian Empire, COPPAtilism, New Anarchisticstan, Aandruzognivia, Foraldn, Minskiev, Bureau of WA Affairs, POPULICA, Capitalist Angola, Poapoal, The Flapping Spaghetti Monster, Arinteriswith, and United Anarchists of Earth.