The United Democratic Technate of Cinigard is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consul of the Plenum with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.74 billion Cinigardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verèm. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cinic economy, worth a remarkable 5,987 trillion cins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,203 cins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments, nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinigard's national animal is the white cinic eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cinigard is ranked 8,045^th in the world and 19^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,404.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.