The Holy Empire of ChoppedChinn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aiyana with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.211 billion ChoppedChinnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BoikaLand. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ChoppedChinnian economy, worth 356 trillion Chuzzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,967 Chuzzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the most recent election was a close race between Aiyana and Aiyana, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. ChoppedChinn's national animal is the EyeOfRah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ChoppedChinn is ranked 41,186^th in the world and 13^th in Benigtopia for Smartest Citizens, with 48.3 quips per hour.