The Gentle Reveries of Cheesy Tots is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 15.061 billion Cheesy Totsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cheesy Totsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion florins a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,922 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, endangered species are effective hostages against the Cheesy Totsian military, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesy Tots's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cheesy Tots is ranked 66,139^th in the world and 17^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,331.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.