The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.673 billion Cavaotinans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavaotinan economy, worth a remarkable 8,357 trillion Cava Half-Cents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 353,049 Cava Half-Cents, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,036,119 per year while the poor average 29,274, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cavaotina's national animal is the Giant hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cavaotina is ranked 14,527^th in the world and 64^th in the West Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.