The Capitalistic Republic of Caprepublik is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Johnson Baker with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.055 billion Caprepublikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastern City. The average income tax rate is 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Caprepublikian economy, worth 559 trillion Caperepublikan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,645 Caperepublikan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and The Eastern City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caprepublik's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Caprepublik is ranked 86,893^rd in the world and 1,173^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,500.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.