The Republic of Buck Kinitand is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Steve Irwin with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.294 billion Buck Kinitandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadigal. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buck Kinitandian economy, worth 569 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,740 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime is totally unknown. Buck Kinitand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buck Kinitand is ranked 10,703^rd in the world and 31^st in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,257.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.