The Socialist States of Bohaca is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Maria Camilla Soleibe with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.53 billion Bohacans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantico Distrito Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohacan economy, worth 936 trillion Bohacan Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 143,477 Bohacan Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,004 per year while the poor average 40,687, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

People fake illnesses for the chance to wear clothes in hospital, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, students cut up leftover Bohacan Pesos during Arts and Crafts, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bohaca's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Bohaca is ranked 16,769^th in the world and 2^nd in League of States for Most Corrupt Governments, with 113.55 kickbacks per hour.