The Republic of Bluffe is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9 million Bluffeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The strong Bluffean economy, worth 475 billion Letrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,796 Letrs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, the debts of the father fall upon the son, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is moderate. Bluffe's national animal is the eagle.

Bluffe is ranked 67,412^th in the world and 871^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 12.61 Obesity Rate.