The Republic of Badpersiapolis is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 102 million Badpersiapolisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Badpersiapolisian economy, worth 2.49 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 24,441 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badpersiapolis's national animal is the tiger.

Badpersiapolis is ranked 298,547^th in the world and 1,279^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Populations, with 102 million capita.