The Federal Socialist State of Badassistanian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Diaz with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.143 billion Badassistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Badassistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,632 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Rio to enjoy their national art, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badassistanian's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Badassistanian is ranked 283,255^th in the world and 10,872^nd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -387.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.