The Democratic Republic of Azaleo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Benevolent Ruler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.562 billion Azaleoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmara. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Azaleoan economy, worth 85.6 trillion Anotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,807 Anotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azaleo's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azaleo is ranked 153,481^st in the world and 5,897^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.23 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.