The Republic of Aurfea is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 277 million Aurfeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aurfean economy, worth 8.04 trillion Auroes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,034 Auroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Leader's political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurfea's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurfea is ranked 225,544^th in the world and 12,066^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.