The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Marshal with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.517 billion Pinasans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mynila. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinasan economy, worth a remarkable 1,536 trillion Bullet Shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,740 Bullet Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

People who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Filippinas's national animal is the Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pinasan Exceptionalism.

The Filippinas is ranked 2,761^st in the world and 69^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 141.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.