The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.137 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,032 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,212 Peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Kiasu-ism's beaches, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Kiasu-ism, and Kiasu-lang novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Mr Lee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 81^st in the world and 4^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 243.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.