The Democratic Republic of Ambiguous Secret is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.94 billion Ambiguous Secretians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The very strong Ambiguous Secretian economy, worth 117 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,723 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,723 per year while the poor average 14,803, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

The election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up and Ambiguous Secret has designated Ambiguous Secret City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Ambiguous Secret's national animal is the Fish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Ambiguous Secret is ranked 242,548^th in the world and 13,047^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.