The Imperium of Altrizons is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Eternal Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, disturbing lack of elderly people, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.189 billion Altrizonsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandanpolis. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altrizonsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,088 trillion Blemflarcks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 336,137 Blemflarcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and pharmaceutical warships enforce patent agreements with surgical precision. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altrizons's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BunBunism.

Altrizons is ranked 173,025^th in the world and 9,250^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 957.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.